Lady Madonna

Don't be deceived by the title.  This is not a song by Madonna, but rather a song by The Beatles.

What a great song it is too.  Go Beatles go.  Such a shame there isn't any more music for this group to produce. 

And with today's song, I have enough music for another compilation disc which, as you know, I like to give away right here on my blog along with other "valuable" prizes. 

So...... here we go friends.

PRIZE NUMBER 1

The best of the songs stuck in Brady's head volume 6-  19 songs I've blogged about since about Thanksgiving on.  Not only does this compilation have good music, it also represents music from the 60's, 70's 80's, 90's, 2000's and 2010's.  Your ears will be happy and it will be like you're having a history lesson in music.  Good stuff indeed.



PRIZE NUMBER 2



Ellis Peters' classic novel "A Morbid Taste For Bones" on cassette tape!  Described as "A Medieval Whodunnit" this book on tape is ideal if you're lucky enough to have hours and hours to kill and if you're lucky enough to run into a cassette tape player while killing time. 

And best yet, this classic is read by Glyn Houston.  (If you have to google search this person, shame on you.  Shame.)

PRIZE NUMBER 3



Do you love mediocre music performed by twins with beautiful long flowing blonde hair?  Well Nelson should fill your needs indeed!  Nelson's classic 1990 album "After The Rain" only here on thesongsstuckinmyhead.blogspot.com

PRIZE NUMBER 4




This is my most proud moment of generosity.  Yes, friends, you could be the lucky owner of this glass encased scorpion, 7 inches in length!  Impress your friends and family with fake stories about how you captured this beast in the jungles of Siberia just before it attacked you.  Don't tell them the truth, that it really came from Hy and Mike's Pawn shop (for 5 bucks) on 35th south. 

What's saddest about this scorpion is that it looks like it's been placed in there with an asbestos background.  For all I know he died from asbestos poisoning.  :(

Check out the sharpie pen I've placed on the 2nd picture to give you a perspective on how big this mofo is.



OK, here's the thing people.  THESE ARE SOME GENUINELY AWESOME PRIZES!  Seriously, you would be so lucky to win them.

All you need to do is comment on this blog post.  Say anything.  If you need some ideas, talk about corn dogs, or maybe Milli Vanilli, or maybe something deep like existentialism and stuff.  Just make a comment, it's just that easy!

And just for funzies, I'll enter you in this drawing twice if you can prove to me that you've shared this link with your friends through Facebook, Twitter, or poor Google Plus.

Here's the other thing.  I know a lot of you come and look at my blog, but few of you enter these contests.  Come on!  Have some fun and enter!  The way I see it there are 5 things that may be holding you back from entering.

1-  You are embarrassed that you read my blog and don't want anyone to publicly know that you do.  Fair enough, enter anyway!

2-  You've entered before and haven't won.  Fair enough, maybe today's your lucky day.

3-  You've entered before and HAVE won.  Enter again, there's no shame!  I can assure you that your odds of winning again are just as good.

4-  You just don't have the time to win free crap.  Well poo on you.  Enter anyway.

5-  You would feel guilty taking these prizes off my hands when I could keep them for myself.  Bless your kind soul, I don't want this stuff.  Please somebody take it!

Important, if you leave a comment and I don't know who you are, please leave an email address or twitter name so I can let you know that you won. 

There will be one winner of these 4 special prizes.  The random drawing will take place this coming Sunday night, February 3rd.  I will ship the winnings anywhere in the world for you!  

Have fun.



5 comments:

  1. If I don't win that Scorpion I don't think I will live another day.

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  2. I will not let Jeff live to see another day if he wins the scorpion and I don't. Who's Jeff anyway?

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  3. I love your giveaways! My kids would love (and be terrified by) the scorpion! When we moved here to Scottsdale, AZ, I found a small scorpion in my bath tub and I was a little traumatized, but it was alive...so much scarier...

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